Total Medals Earned: 144 (From
30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,875 Points
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
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Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
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Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
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You looked at the credits, yay!
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Perform a normal dunk
Lose a game
Win a game
Get on fire (make 3 shots in a row)
Perform a SUPER dunk
Tie a game
Beat the game (win on all courts)
Unlock all players
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Hit the floor
Create new life
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Peek in the hole, I dare you...
Get it
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SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!
I wonder if he's hiring?
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Ride the Elevator
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Get rid of the crows
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LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play the game
Beat the game
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